The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
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How come everyone seems to have forgotten this...
drivenbyllamas: I really miss that grumpy old guy with the boneytail, too. And that TV that only showed static yet was also the object of fascination amongst the island people.
When people like their own facebook status/picture
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He began to trace a pattern on the table with the nail of his thumb. “She kept...– Jodi Picoult (via whisped)
When stopping a girl from walking away...
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Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no...– John Scalzi (via writingadvice)
We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect.– Anaïs Nin (via lewiatan)